Laugh of the day! 8-14-08

This guy goes skydiving for the first time. After he jumps out of theplane, he counts to ten, pulls the ripcord, and nothing happens. Onlya little worried, he pulls the cord for the auxiliary parachute, butunfortunately, the chute still does not appear. As he is plummetingtoward the Earth, he sees a woman coming up the other way. He shouts toher "Do you know anything about parachutes?" "No", she says, "do youknow anything about gas stoves?"